Lydia Hearst is lingerie-ery

When I wrote a post yesterday about Page Six columnist Lydia Hearst making out with Aubrey O'Day, I figured, "Hey, here's a chick I'll never write about again for the rest of my life." But then Lydia launched the new Myla lingerie ad campaign (above) and hosted National Underwear Day in New York last night. Wait, National Underwear Day? Now they're just making shit up. Our forefathers fought to make this a free nation, and I specifically recall that applying to the hanging state of my testicles. No, really, It was in the original version of the Constitution, not the compromised second draft.