GIVE YOUR BOYS A SQUEEZE: IT'S NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY

Oh, so you heard that it's National Underwear Day? And you're celebrating by wearing your most prized Baskits, 2(x)ists, Ginch Gonchs, and Waxes underneath that dreary suit, aren't you? Yes, we most certainly understand that this invented un-Hallmark holiday is a marketing ploy orchestrated by Freshpair that began in '03 , but we're slaves to any corporate agenda that involves showing off a bulge. Cue the hot models trolling Manhattan with free swag and email listserv signup sheets.