Wronged By A Thong
Just when I thought people couldn’t be any more ridiculous, some incredible genius out there sets out to prove me wrong. And oh, how wrong I was proven when I heard about this story. There is a woman suing Victoria’s Secret because she said that a small piece of metal used to attach a charm to her thong flew off when she was putting the thong on, hitting her in the eye and causing permanent damage to her cornea. Ummm…what?? I looked up a picture of this renegade thong, and really, it’s all about common sense. It doesn’t seem likely to me that the metal piece securing the charm to the thong would break and fly off with enough force to cause damage to an eye unless the wearer of the thong was trying to pull it on when it did not fit, thereby breaking it. Skip the thong and dance, please.
And you thought the McDonald’s Hot Coffee Woman was stretching it.
