Visible Panty Lines
Teased hair. Mullets. Tapered Jeans (infinitely different from skinny jeans). Electric Blue eyeshadow. Hi-cut bikini bottoms.
I’ve been there, done that (unfortunately), and hope these fashion faux pas never make it back into things considered socially acceptable again in my lifetime. The most recent fashion no-no that’s making me cringe? Visible panty lines, also known as VPL. You know you’ve seen it too – on the mall escalator, in the checkout line at the supermarket, at the gym when you’re on the elliptical and can’t finish your workout fast enough to get away from it, even at work. Really, there’s nothing like some hot VPL to ruin a great new outfit with those two horrible lines on your rear.
Women of the world, listen up. We have sat on the Supreme Court, we have travelled into space, we have run Fortune 500 companies, we have made some of the greatest discoveries in modern medicine, and we’re kind of essential in populating the world. We can certainly conquer VPL!
Solution #1 – womens thongs! So simple, so affordable, and so much sexier under your skirts, dress pants, jeans and shorts. And yes, the right style thong is comfortable. Womens thongs are available everywhere – you can easily order them online in the midst of your busy day too.
Solution #2 – Spanx shapewear. You knew I was going to say that. Even the fittest of women could use some smoothing of the behind. Spanx is modern shapewear that will lift, smooth, and tuck you in where you didn’t even know you needed it (or maybe you did). I’ve got my own for tummy, chest and rear, and I must say that I’ve found my true love. And Spanx is superb for getting rid of the dreaded Visible Panty Line to boot. Kill two birds with one stone? That’s what we do best.
It’s time to stop bumming around! Let’s all do our part to make this world a more beautiful place and make VPL a thing of the past – just like that hairstyle you sported in your high school yearbook photo.