(Not necessarily in order of importance).

1. Your mom said so.
2. In case (knock on wood) you get into some sort of accident and you have a really hot paramedic with you in the back of the ambulance.
3. Continuing number 2, when you get to the hospital, it’s like one of those scenes from a TV show where they have to cut through the legs of your pants in order to save you, and as luck would have it, you are surrounded by handsome doctors.
4. Your date on Saturday night goes much better than expected.
5. In case the urban myth about those double-sided mirrors in dressing rooms is true.
6. Come to think of it, in case the urban myth about hidden cameras in dressing rooms is true too.
7. You think you have the apartment all to yourself for the weekend and your roommate comes home early – with her parents.
8. You somehow end up being “that girl” dancing on the bar this weekend.
9. You want to show your friends the new tattoo you got, and it’s located where the sun don’t shine.
10. You ate a bit too much at Thanksgiving, and your pants are now ready to split as soon as you bend over to pick anything up off of the ground.

And the most important reason of all that isn’t listed: it’s the hygienic thing to do. I really shouldn’t have to give you ten reasons. Just always wear a Freshpair!

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