It’s that time of year again! Football will claim the eyes and ears of our boyfriends/husbands this weekend, and on that fateful Sunday, millions of significant others across the nation will not be watching the latest news or celebrity gossip or you, it will be the tossing of the pigskin that will claim their attention.

I think I would get a bad rap with the guys if I were to tell you to use the following tactics on the big day, but I can say that if your man has been playing too much PS3 or watching too much CSI, the following maneuvers are guaranteed to tempt his attention away from the screen and to you!

Take it down

The floor is where we used to sit before we had chairs, it’s primitive. Anything primitive has some sort of seduction. So find a way to get on the floor between him and his precious tube. Try organizing or filing, and as long as you’re in between his line of sight and the TV you will be noticed. Try getting there in your robe, right out of the shower, and with a bottle or jar of lotion. Proceed to lotion yourself up right in front of him…do you think he can ignore that? Didn’t think so.

Slide it off

This maneuver also arouses the primitive instincts. It involves slowly disrobing, and it works perfectly for either the cold winter months when heating is working on overtime, or warm summer months when the air conditioning isn’t working hard enough. This does not necessitate you being in his line of sight, but you will have to comment on how hot it is in the room, while taking off one piece. Wait a minute, comment again, and take off another. You’ll need to prepare for this by wearing layers! I think it also helps if you grab something to fan yourself with, don’t be too obvious maybe just a magazine that’s lying around. Seeing you all hot and bothered over the temperature will make him think about how to get you all hot and bothered over him!

Tantalize with Taste

Eating is seductive, and it really all depends on what you are eating and how you are eating it. So next time you sit down to share a meal over the boob tube consider this. Let him face the tube, but you face him. Eat slowly, possibly with your hands. For examples of eating seductively see FlashDance and Clueless. Something meaty you can tear into works (crunching celery really doesn’t have the same effect!) or something sweet like chocolate or even strawberries. Really taste the food, and of course wear a subtly sexy piece of lingerie and see how long he can stand it before biting the bait!

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