We are extending an offer to Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter to be the new faces (and bodies) of Freshpair. We see role models in the making (and in their underwear).

Dear Conan,

We would like to half-take you up on your offer to do nudity. We are excited to offer you the opportunity to be the new face of men’s underwear. Freshpair.com, an online retailer of brand name Men’s and Women’s underwear and Founder of National Underwear Day, is looking for new models and we feel that you are just the man we are looking for. This offer is for both you and Andy; we certainly do not want Andy to feel left out! We know you like to take care of your staff and we welcome any members of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien family to join in and strip down.

You may ask yourself, “why us?”. Andy and Conan, you represent what typical, healthy individuals should and do look like. We doubt that all of our customers resemble our models. In fact, we would be surprised if more than a few did. We are serious about promoting diversity and fostering healthy body-image. As a team, you more than adequately represent two of our largest men’s categories: Big & Tall (you can discuss amongst yourselves who qualifies for each moniker).

Also, to be honest, another reason is financial. Our current models, in all their bronzed glory, can cost a pretty penny once you account for all of the associated tanning beds, lamps, cancer treatments, and oils associated with maintaining this look. A pale model would be a force to contend with in the underwear model industry. The camera flashes would transform you into a beacon, a lighthouse for other ordinary people.

This offer is part-time for you both. We know that you have been flooded with offers and we are more than willing to work around your other commitments. In fact, you would be free to set your own hours. We can offer free underwear as compensation.

We are sure that you will enjoy this experience to explore your artistic abilities in a new medium – and uniform. You made the transition from writer to host with great success; you will surely be able to make underwear modeling work for you as well. After your experiences at the Finnish underwear exhibit, you must have been intrigued about all the world of underwear had to offer.

We hope that you seriously consider our offer. If you accept, we are sure that in the year 3000, all underwear models will be selected for their pallor.

Sincerely,

Michael Kleinmann
President
Freshpair

Are you? For those of you who aren’t familiar with Twitter, it is a social networking site wherein members communicate with their friends with very short (1-2 sentence) updates. Twitter asks users to answer the common question: What are you doing?

Follow Freshpair on Twitter to get the latest underwear updates! You’ll find out when a new article is posted to the blog. The same great advice and recommendations you get from Underwear Observer will be on twitter (just shorter!). Find out about our biggest sales when they happen. One of the most popular questions we’re asked at Freshpair, is “What’s hot now?”. Follow us on Twitter for updates the latest underwear trends and our newest brands. We’ll also put up some posts that are just for fun!

Make Mom happy by joining in the festivities. We’re celebrating National Underwear Day all month with special offers and exclusive contests from your favorite brands!

In order to let the fun giveaways reach beyond the borders of Times Square, we are taking National Underwear Day to where its home began—on the web. It’s the call of our national following that prompted Freshpair President Michael Kleinmann to expand the reach of National Underwear Day.

So this year the festivities are not just one day, but one month long! National Underwear Day is officially August 5th, but the fun times, stories, and giveaways are even longer. A whole cornucopia of promotions is being rolled out on the website in honor of this special occasion!

With the theme of a Fun Fair or Carnival, we’re bringing you “The Greatest Deals on Earth”. Promotions ranging from a complimentary Stila Lipgloss with your Spanx purchases, to a Free Lingerie bag along with purchasing Body Wrap’s shapewear, and Complimentary Lingerie Wash with every Chantelle purchase. That doesn’t even count all the 10- 25% discounts on a lot of our most popular brands!

All of the promos above are no strings attached, all you have to do is shop! But for the less faint of heart, for those willing to go the extra mile to prove their fearlessness there are a couple of big prizes to be won! Be warned, the faint of heart should not proceed…

For the truly daring, Freshpair invites you to send in a video of why you think you need an underwear makeover. Ladies, this may be the time to pin down your man in his worn tighty whities and plead for mercy. Only the most deserving of entries shall win and the show should most definitely prove interesting! Get your camera and start rolling! Click here to submit your video or check out other entries, and enter to win an underwear makeover from Freshpair!

For those of you who have a way with words, Calvin Klein invites you to profess your love to everything and anything Calvin Klein. Dandies, dreamers, seducers, lovers, and players are all invited to join in the fun. We’ve heard it all before, but don’t mind hearing it again. However, only the most loyal and loving to Calvin Klein will receive a $250 Calvin Klein wardrobe. Don’t despair, a lucky two who were close to the prize will each receive a $100 wardrobe as well. So enter now and tell us why you love Calvin Klein underwear!

Want to show yourself off in your favorite pair but too shy to take a video of yourself? Then, this contest is definitely one you don’t want to pass up. Take a picture of you in your favorite Diesel’s and you could win a trip for two to Miami! You and a lucky guest will get a free trip to Miami to attend the Diesel :U: Music Event. So grab a camera, get into your favorite pair of Diesel’s and snap away! Click here to submit your picture and enter to win a trip for two to Miami from Diesel.

Want to win a pair of Natori Underneath Panties? Do you have an email address? Well that’s all you need to enter Natori’s Panty-A-Day-Giveaway! Everyday for the entire month of August, Natori will select one lucky entry to win a pair of Natori Underneath Panties. If you don’t win today, there’s always tomorrow! Enter now to win your free pair of Natori Underneath Panties!

Do you have a 2(x)ist t-shirt you love and wear all the time? Wish you could tell the world how great your favorite pair of 2(x)ist underwear are? Well now is your chance to do just that and win an underwear wardrobe from 2(x)ist! Select any 2(x)ist product, submit a verified review anytime during the entire month of August, and that’s it! You’ll be automatically entered to win a $400 2(x)ist underwear wardrobe and a personalized poster. It doesn’t get any easier than this - start writing those reviews!

Winning a Wacoal wardrobe couldn’t be any easier! This contest from Wacoal gets even better, not only is the prize worth $400, your wardrobe is specially chosen for you by Wacoal’s very own National Fit Expert, Liz Smith. All you have to do is submit at least one verified Wacoal product review anytime during the entire month of August to be automatically entered. Don’t miss out, start writing those reviews for any Wacoal product here! Just make sure to enter your email address after you’ve written the review to become a verified reviewer.

So what are you waiting for? Start celebrating National Underwear Day with Freshpair and enter to win some great prizes and save some serious cash!

Just when I thought people couldn’t be any more ridiculous, some incredible genius out there sets out to prove me wrong. And oh, how wrong I was proven when I heard about this story. There is a woman suing Victoria’s Secret because she said that a small piece of metal used to attach a charm to her thong flew off when she was putting the thong on, hitting her in the eye and causing permanent damage to her cornea. Ummm…what?? I looked up a picture of this renegade thong, and really, it’s all about common sense. It doesn’t seem likely to me that the metal piece securing the charm to the thong would break and fly off with enough force to cause damage to an eye unless the wearer of the thong was trying to pull it on when it did not fit, thereby breaking it. Skip the thong and dance, please.

And you thought the McDonald’s Hot Coffee Woman was stretching it.