Hi! It’s been awhile. I got stuck in holiday mayhem, but I’m back.
I caught this picture of Avril Lavigne sporting her jeans a little low to show off the unmistakable waistband of her Ginch Gonch underwear. And I can’t quite tell from that angle, but I think I have that very same pair! Well, almost that pair!

We all remember the Britney underwear(less) fiascos from last year and the pictures of her crotch that everyone probably wants to forget. But in case you were in outer space for the past couple years and completely missed it, there are a few blogs that still have the pictures of all four, yes, we got that right, all four crotch-exposing incidents that involved Britney Spears underwear that she forgot to put on.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/08/britney-spears-no-pants-the-return/
All of this business catching celebrities with their pants down got me thinking about what types of underwear our favorite stars wear.
We’ve all seen what they wear on TV, and in case you haven’t, here are some samples.
Justin Chambers as Alex Karev on Grey’s Anatomy wears the Calvin Klein 365 Tank.
http://www.freshpair.com/Calvin-Klein-365-2—Pack-Tank-Top-U5607.html
Even though they’re not exactly underwear, America Ferrera from Ugly Betty is often seen on the TV screen sporting her pajamas and one of the recent favorites was the Calvin Klein Kara Stripe Woven PJ Pants (and the great thing about these is that you don’t even have to be ugly to wear them).
http://www.freshpair.com/Calvin-Klein-Kara-Stripe-Woven-PJ-Pant-S0971-KS.html
Ivanka Trump has been spotted recently in a pair of the uber-hot Le Mystere No. 9 Scarlett panties.
http://www.freshpair.com/Le-Mystere-no-9-Scarlett-Panty-7439.html
But now for the fun part. What kind of underwear would you want to see your favorite stars wearing? Let’s just start with Brad and Angelina. I’m going to peg Brad Pitt for a brief guy. Not your average, everyday tighty whitey brief, but something that has more of a save-the-world, all-American movie-star-cool aesthetic. I’m going to say he’d go for something eco-conscious and low rise (and it would definitely show off his lower abs). The DKNY Eco-Tech Hip Brief would be right up his alley. It’s made out of a bamboo (the fastest regenerating plant on earth – how do you like that, Brad?) and cotton blend and doesn’t even bother with a functional fly. Face it, Brad Pitt would just pull his underwear down. I can’t see him bothering with threading the little flap when he gets to the stall.
http://www.freshpair.com/DKNY-Eco-Tech-Hip-Brief-53620.html
And what about dear Angelina? It’s hard not to imagine her in something sexy and ridiculously revealing, but I picture a stark, reasonable side of her. And no, I’m not going to put her in a 3-pack of Hanes high-cut bikinis, but maybe something like this. Sleek, seamless and laser-cut for a flawless look. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? The Calvin Klein Naked Hipster for Angelina Jolie.
http://www.freshpair.com/Calvin-Klein-Naked-Hipster-F2637.html
How about Johnny Depp? Given that these days he fancies himself something of a rocker as well as an actor, I think he might be the guy to go for the racy (while still classy) looks in underwear. The Australian brand DT Underwear looks like it’s right up his alley. And here’s a look for him, the Ming Po Low-Rise Brief.
http://www.freshpair.com/DT-Underwear-Ming-Po-Low-Rise-Brief-DT59N.html
I could picture actors and rock stars in underwear all day long. But if I do that, I won’t get anything else done. So tag! You’re it. Feel free to post comments with your star underwear ideas!